Saturday 26 December 2015

10 remarkable things about Udghosh 2015




We toiled. We spammed. We succeeded! If the author was a poet, he would have put it this way - so many people worked so hard to make Udghosh a success that the entire universe conspired to make sure that it was one. The author is no bard and a bit bald and all he can say that it was helluva event!
Qutopia's annual flagship event, Udghosh concluded successfully on Sunday, 13th December this month. After the grand success of Udghosh 2014, there were a lot of expectations from the event this year. There is no denying the fact that all those expectations have been fulfilled.

The participants started making a beeline to the auditorium as early as 8.30 AM but our volunteers were present there even before (some of whom spent the night at the KSAC). After all the participants had done registering themselves, the show was handed over to Mr. Vikram Joshi. 

Crapanalytics has come up with a list of ten remarkable things that characterized Udghosh 2015. 

1. It was huge


This is not a movie screening. These are participants at Udghosh!

Yeah, like literally huge with 457 teams participating. The king size Campus-6 Auditorium was filled to capacity. This year’s Udghosh beat its predecessor in terms of number of people participating. This makes Udghosh 2015 the largest open quiz in Eastern India. The participants varied from school students to academics and corporates. For some, it was an event much awaited while for the others, it was a Sunday well spent. For the organizers, it was like watching their baby come to life.

2. The QM rocked


The QM who rocked : Mr. Vikram Joshi

Vikram Joshi, upon whom a lot of hopes rested, did an excellent job. The QM rocked the stage not with a guitar but with mind blowing quiz questions. The QM was an epitome of patience, taking his time to explain the questions to the participants in the prelims and giving them ample time think. In the finals, the QM listened carefully to all the answers the finalists gave. The right ones received points while the wrong ones fetched a polite no from the QM.

3. It was a fabulous set of questions


Like this funda? There is a lot more where that came from

A QM can perform well only when he is backed by a good set of questions. Our QM was backed by a fabulous set that he brought along with vada pavs. The prelims were a bit difficult. Although, Jyoti Prakash Panda and Saransh Mohapatra were able to score 22 out of 30, thereby emerging as the highest scorers in the prelims. The prelims contained questions based on audio visuals along with others. The finals were as good as the prelims and had the finalists scratching their heads on some.

 4. The winners were awesome



Aryapriya Ganguly and Avinash Mudaliar, the winners


Dalma kuch kala hona ho, protein zaroor hai.
Team Aadvarks a.k.a. Dalma Kuch Kala Hai consisting of Aryapriya Ganguly and Avinash Mudaliar were the winners. Their win can be attributed to protein rich diet consisting mainly of dal which is reflected in long facial hair of Avinash.
The Doctor and his patient-in 3D i.e. Dr. Suby Bhattacharya and Kunal Malhotra were the Runners-Up while Somnath Chanda and Soubhadra Chakraborty who had named their team "The Intolerables" were the Second Runners-Up.

The other finalists were:
Slim and Shady (Saransh Mohapatra and Jyoti Parakash Panda)
Excelsior (Gaurav Jena and Debjit Tripathy)
Naam Mein Kya Rakha Hai? (Mukti Swarup Pradhan and Baibaswata Jena)
Cow Tse Tung (Nishant Nihar and Priyambad Pattanayak)
Tom's Dick Harry a.k.a Binary (Abhinav Dhar and Siddharth Mishra)

Dr. Suby Bhattacharya and Kunal Malhotra

Somnath Chanda and Soubhadra Chakrabarty

5. The prizes were awesome too



As promised, the winners walked away with their giant cheques of Rs. 75000 

(like literally giant)

The runners up with Rs. 50000 and the second runners up with Rs. 25000.
Madhurima Dutta and Sreeja Shambhavi, who were the highest scoring Girls' Team got special prizes from B21 and Jovees.
All the other finalists got gifts too. Owing to a separate competition for the best team name, we saw the teams coming up with innovative team names. One of the teams came up with the name "I quizzed a girl and I liked it". It was eventually chosen as the best team name and the team got a special prize. A special prize was given to the highest scoring school team too.
Off-stage, people were showered with audience prizes and those who registered early, got early bird gifts. The organizers are confident that some of those who came to Udghosh will be able to give Santa a pass this year.

De ja vu? They won it last year and they won it this year too!

 6. We had some distinguished guests and visitors



Mr. Anil Vajpayee along with his team mate for the quiz

Mr. Anil Vajpayee who is the honorable Director of KSOM, was there throughout the event.
Omkar Amrutanshu, our alumni and a legendary senior was also there throughout the event. His towering figure (at above 6.5 feet) will always be a source of inspiration. Mohit Dayal and Santosh Bhaiya were also there.
Dr. Sucheta Priyabadini and Prof. P.P. Mathur, our honorable Vice-Chancellor handed over the prizes to the winners.

Thats not a skyscraper. That is Omkar Amrutanshu!
Mohit and Sachin Bhaiyas

7. We had our heroes



To get the event running on stage, a lot of people worked behind the scenes too. One blog post can't mention everybody, but there are some people who led from the front and saw the event to its conclusion. Aman Sinha, Abhinav Dhar, Shovna Mohapatra and Arko Biswas lead the charge and coordinated the organisation of the event.

Aman Sinha had pledged not to take a bath till the event gets over
                             (He has still not taken a bath)


  With a great deal of effort, the author was able to 
find this photo where Miss. Mohapatra failed to pose

Mr. Dhar flaunting his crop of the No Shave November, well into December
Mr. Arko Biswas : He is a real page turner

Siddharth Mishra, Lalit Mundhra, Souradeep Dey, Souradip Chatterjee, Raunak Ghosh and Abinash Sahu persistently raided prospective sponsors at their homes and offices and arranged those amazing coupons and gifts.

Coca Cola is the secret of his energy


Mr. Mundhra : He has got the moves like Jagger

Post Udghosh, Mr. Souradeep Dey has flown to the north pole
 to assume his responsibilities as Santa Claus

Clockwise from top: Souradip, Raunak, Sachin and Abinash

Nihal Nayak, Rohan Rakesh, Asif Ghazi, Akanksha Priya, Gourav Jeet Nair, Rahil Sur and Shalini Rai took up the task of publicity and made sure everyone knew about the event.

The Dark Knight (Nihal), with his sidekicks: Gaurav and Avinash
Asif  welcoming participants with his beautiful smile

Akansha taking in the necessary calories before the event

Rahil : This pic was so heavy, it took forever to put it up

Rohan Rakesh and Shalini Rai

Abhishek Sengupta, Sreeja Shambhavi and Ankita Das came up with those amazing posters which we proudly spammed you with.

Sreeja : We've got a bad ass over here 
Abhishek Sengupta and Ankita Das

8. It was truly an open quiz






The quiz saw participation from school kids and also from their parents who came to drop them off and later decided to participate. Udghosh was for everyone and those who participated ranged from being corporates to professors.


9. We had people talking about Udghosh



Udghosh became a buzz word no only in KIIT, but also in quizzing community elsewhere. Udghosh became a topic of discussion in quizzing circles from Delhi to Mumbai to Hyderabad and participants came from far flung places just to participate in the event. 


10. At the end of the day, everyone left with a smile






Everyone who participated got a participation certificate and a gift.
Watching VJ take a quiz thereafter was a treat and a lot of people stayed till the end. VJ was thrilled with the enthusiasm of the participants and the welcome he received. He has promised to come back next year too and make it a hat-trick. For the organizing team, satisfaction of a job well done was the ultimate reward which they topped up with large quantities of Coca-Cola.

The OC, the alumni, the QM


  These amazing pictures have been taken by Debjeet Sarkar and Prateek Das.



Saturday 5 December 2015

10 Reasons Why You Are Going To Be At Udghosh 2015

For those who have missed the buzz on fb, Qutopia is back with the brand new version of its 11-year old annual quiz, Udghosh. It is scheduled on Sunday, 13th December at 9:00 a.m., at the Campus-6 Auditorium, KIIT University.
Anyone who has been to Udghosh before, will tell you that it is not just another quiz. Udghosh is to quizzers what Durga Puja is to Bengalis and Ganesh Chaurthi is to Marathis. Believe me, I haven't even started to brag.
Crapanalytics has come up with a list of reasons why you are going to be at Udghosh just in case you haven't been convinced by those super awesome posters that we have been flooding your newsfeed with.

1. Guess who our QM is. It's VJ!




This is Mr.Vikram Joshi, a World Quizzing Champion, one of the Kaun Banega Crorepati Triguni Panelist and the Quizmaster of Udghosh. Isn't he cute? He is flying all the way from Mumbai with his super amazing set of questions and Vada Pavs. VJ was here last year too and we have been waiting for him ever since. He regularly conducts quizzes in Mumbai and nearby but he loves the audience back here and we love him too. It is this mutual affection that has brought him back and it will be quiet an experience attending a quiz taken by a pro like VJ.

2. We've got such prizes, you won't need to ask Santa for anything.





It's December and you've ambitiously started to finish the good deeds of an entire year before 25th just to look like a good kid to Santa. You can do better than being a good kid, come to Udghosh. A giant amount of 75k has been fixed for the Winner for this year's version of Udghosh. First Runner-Up gets 50k and the Second Runner-Up 25k. Special prizes await if you are one of the eight stage finalists or even when you get smart and lucky in the audience. Two of the stage positions have been fixed for all college/school teams.

3. Girl power. Again!





Like the Launchpad 2k15, the Best All-Girl Team is going to get a special prize and it is going to be pink! You can bring your bff as your team mate.

4. It's free! It's open! It's fun!





It is the middle of the month and you've probably exhausted all your pocket money on fast food and other bad habits. Don't worry, we understand your situation. Like all the preceding versions, Udghosh 2015 is free too! It means that you have nothing to lose and a lot to win. Also, you can team up with anyone you want to. You are free to come with your roommate and you are free to come with your grandpa. Needless to say, it is going to be hell lot of fun.

5. It is easier than you think.





You don't have to be an Encyclopedia to answer the questions, you just have to pay attention. The questions are going to be from what you see and hear around yourself everyday (popular media and stuff). You'll be surprised with what you know (the author was surprised with himself too).

6. Experience the Qutopia hospitality.





If you are at Udghosh, then you are our guests. We have an army of volunteers who will be there to guide and help you at every step so that all that you have to do is to sit back and enjoy on those reclining chairs of the Campus 6 Auditorium. If you are an outstation participant, then you'll be taken care of well by our volunteers.

7. Have your own Eureka and Bazinga moments.





It's a General quiz and you are sure to hit your mind's light bulb on a number of questions. Those are the moments you can proudly shout 'Bazinga!' (if you are a Sheldon Cooper fan) or 'Eureka!' (if you are an Archimedes fan). Be sure not to disturb others though. Even if you're not a stage finalist, don't worry, there'll be a lot of questions passed on from the stage to the audience, and some audience questions too. Just go 'Bazinga!' or 'Eureka!' on them and you might win the awesome audience prizes.

8. Meet new people.




There are going to be people from different colleges, different schools and different cities! It's going to be a cosmopolitan environment altogether. You can spend your Sunday making new friends, having a chit-chat and taking selfies.

9. You'll have food for thought as well as your tummy.





VJ has prepared so many questions on so many interesting topics which will have you intrigued and thinking. While you're busy feeding your thoughts, you might go empty on your tummy. Don't worry, Campus-6 Audi has a lot of food courts around and we have arranged food stalls from popular brands. We are going to distribute coupons for the same as prizes so that you can enjoy your meals at discounted prices.

10. You'll leave only to come back again.





After the show is over, you'll be provided with participation certificates. It will be hard to say goodbye, but we are sure we'll meet you again in the future Qutopia events that are going to be ever awesome. Moreover, you can always catch us at sessions on Saturdays. We love quizzing and group hugs.

Fb event id: https://www.facebook.com/events/972603779463019/






Thursday 27 August 2015

10 Images On Costly Onions That Will Leave You In Tears With Laughter


 Onion prices have shot up like a rocket fired by ISRO. People have used this situation to their  advantage by sharing cheeky images and posters on social media to garner more likes.  Unfortunately, these likes cannot be used to buy onions, but they can sure be used to have a good  laugh. The author's gallery is filled with these images (courtesy: whatsapp) and so is his news feed  on facebook. Hence, he decided to compile a list of 10 of the funniest of the lot.

      1.The richest man in India



 We have grown up watching uncle scrooge taking a dive into the piles of gold coins in his vault. This  scene awed everyone with the degree of his richness. Well, the times have changed and this person  resting on sacks of onions is now considered to be one of the richest. Bye bye uncle scrooge, we  have found someone richer.

      2. Can’t get onions without a PAN number



 Onion prices have reached such a peak that the sellers are not sure if the customers would be able to  pay the requisite amount. Hence, like the seller shown above they have started to demand a proof of  authenticity of the customer’s paying power. In this case, a PAN number suffices. In other cartoons,  sellers demand a minimum bank balance.

      3. Onion cutting a man



 On a serious note, this cartoon is a satire on the present situation. Since the establishment of the  present order of things, humans have cut onions. Onions are having their revenge in the new order  (well, not literally but at least metaphorically).

      4. The Manapurram Onion Loan



 “Jab ghar me pada ho sona tab kaahe ko rona?” This was the slogan of gold finance in  the popular    ads. The company encouraged people to leverage their assets in the form of gold like gold ornaments  and the like as a collateral to get easy loans. This cartoon can go along with the slogan, “Jab ghar me  pada ho pyaaj to araam se bharenge byaaj ”. Forget about gold people, now   realize the power of   onions with the Manapurram Onion Loan.

      5. Na Khaunga na khaane dunga



 This image is a comical take on Mr.Modi’s campaign to curb corruption. You have to bribe someone  to get something done in this country. Till today, the bribes ranged from cash to other valuables to  some return favour.  Today, we have reached a point where we can use onions as bribe. Seeing such  a valuable bribe, the receiver is bound to shed some tears of joy. What the author is expecting next is  images on “selfie with onion”. 


      6. The  new way to propose





 Diamond rings have lost their value to onion rings. The above images show the latest way to  propose. Those who have proposed this way have confirmed that the person to whom they proposed  was in tears afterwards. Gone are the days when you used to go to archies or a flower shop or a  chocolate shop before meeting your gf/bf/crush. These days, you are bound to fall before a onion  seller after falling in love.

      7. The most expensive deodorant spray in India



 This image shows the most expensive deo in India. You guessed it right, it smells like onions. Onion,  which is the most valuable commodity nowadays is bound to produce the most valuable fragrance. It  is high time that you replaced the adidases and reeboks in your wardrobe with the onion deo. The  author is sure that by now, it would be available in a store near you.  

      8. The most eligible bachelor



 There was a time when people looked for traits such as a good salary or nice looks in a guy before  marrying off their daughters. This cartoon shows peoples’ preferences in the age of the onion. A boy,  whose mouth reeks of onions, is being considered of a royal birth. After all, it’s not everybody’s  capacity to be able to afford onions in their everyday meal. So, the next time you go to visit your  bf/gf/crush’s parents, be sure to eat an onion or two so that your mouth smells of acceptance.

      9. Onions make their way into bollywood dialogues



      “Mere paas pyaaj hai” is the ultimate answer nowadays. The rich kids who brought their fancy            bikes  and fancy gear to school are finding their toys being beaten up by onions. Forget your          chances  of  being a cool kid if you don’t have at least a kilogram of onions. Uncool kids, this is your chance  at  becoming cool, just grab a polythene and gather those onions that your mother bought before the  price escalation.

      10. The new hot seller on e-commerce sites




 The e-commerce sites have started selling this valuable commodity. Flash sales of pen drives and  mobile phones are a thing of the past now. You have to click fast to get your onion. Keep looking for  the best discounts and the best prices.

 Other honorable mentions:


India TV is at it again



Share traders becoming onion traders

So, who has the final laugh?