Guruvandana 🙏

The good things in life, i didn't want to miss;
So I made a wish to come to TISS.
The wish came true and I could not hide my glee,
Coz there were so many things to see 🐈!

Of experience, there is no dearth
Coz we get sent to fieldwork !
However, i could do nothing but nod,
When I was alloted an organisation by Ganesh Gaud ✝️.

Social Loafing at fieldwork doesn't go undetectable,
Coz at the ICGC, you would be held accountable.
In ICGCs I kept my ears open to the core 🙉,
Coz when Premlatha mam speaks, its not a drizzle; its a downpour 🌧️.

I learned to examine concepts from so many angles,
As Dhaka sir gave so many relatable examples.
(If dhaka sir was an angle, he would be acute angle.)
When you entered the class, so many faces went flush 😊;
Coz you were many people's crush ❤️.

In her classes nobody dares to yawn 😪,
Coz Sarala mam is a total don.
Kandho se milte hain kandhe, kadmo se kadam milte hain,
Aap jab chalte hain aise to dil bachcho k hilte hain.

Pancreas produce insulin, Liver produces bile;
Palo mam can give students the chill with a smile 😇.
My fear from her, I cannot hide;
Coz she is also my research guide !

We can brag about concepts and give people a trip,
Coz Mulla sir taught us Moral Leadership.
Pani hota hai thanda, Chai hoti hai garm ☕;
Mulla sir is baahar se sakht aur ander se narm.
Right-wing, left-wing sab hota hai ek bhram,
Following the corporate religion is our only Dharm 🙏

On multiple times, he has answered our yelp
Coz Saini sir is always there to help !
Your smile is sweeter than molasses,
Thanks to you, we know SPSS 💹.

Discussions with Machado sir are so igniting,
I can still not answer his question, why are you smiling 😬?
On the day of your classes; I only brush my teeth half,
Coz i cannot miss being in your photograph 📷.

Nobody can get their work done, chahe nar ho ya mada;
Coz the one who keeps this place running is Swapnil Dada.
Projector ho ya speaker, when you come all the problems get cleared;
And you are also the inspiration for my beard 🧔.

Our fears let loose like the breaking of a dam,
When we get the attendance shortage call from Alka mam.
Solving everyday issues of the proletariat,
Alka mam is the queen of the secratariat 👸.

He has a tall and handsome stature 🏢,
Hariharan sir will make you explore the organization's true nature.
Taimur's father is a man named Saif,
When you meet Hariharan sir, better not pfaff.

I always keep in mind, what P.P Roy sir told;
Coz he is precious than gold 🌟.
He has everyones' venerations,
Coz he has seen so many generations 🐣.

He is happy, he is zappy, his moods have so many seasons 🍂,
I feel like writing a showcause notice just to know the reasons.
Seeing both sides of the argument feels like sitting on a see-saw,
We love Iyer sir's way of teaching labour law⚖️

Strikes, lock-outs, all constitute his communion ⛪ ;
Coz with Minz sir, we have the friendliest union.
Early dismissals add to our elation,
Mutual understanding forms the basis for industrial relation 🏭.

The values that you gave us, we will always embody;
Forgive us for the times that we have been naughty 😛.
Our future will always be shaped by these two years,
To the amazing faculty, we give our three cheers 😊